Which Steroid Cycle Is the Best Value for Money?

The following article was written by Chem

Section I – Gear

There is a somewhat-large and reputable US UGL which sells the following two blends for $45 a vial:

  • Nandrolone Decanoate 150mg/mL
  • Testosterone Enanthate 200mg/mL

And:

  • Trenbolone Enanthate 150mg/mL
  • Testosterone Enanthate 200mg/mL

We will be using your choice of blend (I would suggest the Tren blend to minimize chance of E2 issues) at a dose of 1.5mL per week.

March Pharmaceuticals Danabol DS 500 x 10mg can be found online for $75 as well, and we will be using 2 tablets daily.

So our blast looks like:

  • 225mg Trenbolone Enanthate OR Nandrolone Decanoate
  • 300mg Testosterone Enanthate
  • 20mg Dianabol ED

Each vial will last 7 weeks at the above dose, while the bottle of Danabol DS is good for 250 days of dosing @ 20mg/day.

Our year plan is:

  • Weeks 1-21: Blast
  • Weeks 22-30: Cruise @ 150mg Test E
  • Weeks 31-52: Blast

Total:

  • ($270) – 6 x Test +Tren/Deca Blend
  • ($75) – 500 x 10mg Danabol DS
  • ($35) – 1 x Test E 300mg/mL

Sum = $380 per annua, or ~$30 per month.

Section II – Food

I’m going to layout a menu that is entirely budget-oriented. This is not going to taste great, if that bothers you then quit bitching and spend more money on food you like. Feel free to get creative with how you prepare these items though:

Daily Goal:

~3,000kcal – 375g Carb, 225g Protein, 65g Fat

Daily Menu:

  • ($2.55) – Double “Q” Wild Caught Alaskan Pink Salmon, 14.75 oz (630kcal, 0g Carb, 85g Protein, 35g Fat)
  • ($1.20) – MyProtein Unflavored Impact Whey Protein 3 Scoops (300kcal, 0g Carb, 60g Protein, 5g Fat)
  • ($1.00) – Half Gallon Whole Milk (825kcal, 95g Carbs, 65g Protein, 20g Fat)
  • ($0.48) – 6 Cups White Rice (1,235kcal, 270g Carbs, 25g Protein, 0g Fat)

Sum:

$5.23 per day

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Sum:

$3.25 per day, as low as $2.60 if you substitute some cheap food for the whey.

Monthly Grocery Bill: $78-96

Section III – Daily Supplements

($0.04) 5,000iu Vitamin D3 https://www.amazon.com/Vitamin-softg…=d3+5000&psc=1

Preworkout:

Sum:

$0.42 per day, or $12.60 per month.

Section IV – The Final Calculation

  • Yearly Costs for Gear, Food, and Supplements: ~$1,550
  • Monthly Costs for Gear, Food, and Supplements: ~$130
  • Daily Costs for Gear, Food, and Supplements: ~$4.30

What’s even crazier is that in places like Thailand, it’s possible to live comfortably on ~$150-200 a month.

That means that for ~$200 a month you could live in Thailand and roid. So tempted to just save up like $20,000 and quit working for like 5 years to just train.

Buying Steroids, AI’s, SERM and PCT Drugs

I use allthegear@tutanota.com – they stock a few top labs and a bunch of pharmaceutical grade drugs for AI, PCT etc. As well as fat-burners, HGH and insulin. Shipping to the UK usually takes 1-2 days and they do ship internationally too. Just send them an email explaining that you got their email address from this website and ask for a price list and they will send over a full list of products and prices.

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